BITCH UP YOUR LIFE!

The Bitch was born to it's pissed off parents Edvard Airikka & Tony Deschanel in January 2007. Some HcSongwriting followed ( ' I Don't Care For The Fish, ' Don't Tell Me ' , ' U. '...).

In March they decided to multiply and bass player Leo Niemi was found to join the band. Sum more HcSongwriting followed ( ' It Takes Ten Minutes To Leave ' etc. ). The band was named HcBitchney.
 
In Sept. 2007 Ali Laissaoui became HcDrummer and in January 28th 2008 HcBitchney released it's first demo ' Get Bitch Or Try Dying! ' including the early versions of the songs ' U. ', ' Hemorrhoid Heart ' and ' It Takes Ten Minutes To Leave ' , which became the most liked song of the demo. Tony's been showing her tits ever since in the internet for promotional excuses.

The Bitch got fed up and kicked Ali Laissaoui from the band soon after the recording. Sum HcDrama... In July 2007 Pii Vuorinen became HcDrummer and The Bitch felt whole again. All the songs had to be thought through and her vision of the drums were fresh and it was just what The Bitch needed. Fall 2008. HcBitchney is ready to give you Da Bitch Slap with ten killerbitch songs! Stay tuned for more info! <3

FOR SUM BITCHIN* VIDEOS GO TO: www.youtube.com/hcbitchney